crownflame:

nezumean:

gunpowderandspark:

dapperhatsandfancypants:

theausterevolunteer:

oscarstardis:

stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.
He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”
The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

Lemony Snicket is my hero.

holy shit this sounds like fucking gold

crownflame:

nezumean:

gunpowderandspark:

dapperhatsandfancypants:

theausterevolunteer:

oscarstardis:

stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.

He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”

The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

Lemony Snicket is my hero.

holy shit this sounds like fucking gold

My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.
— My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)

(via nefertsukia)

zohbugg:

SNAP SNAP SNAP
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SNAP SNAP SNAP

(via redmiel)

comickergirl:

Laundry Day
thecomicsvault:

T’Challa/Black PantherTHE AVENGERS #87 (April 1971)Art by Sal Buscema & Frank Giacoia

thecomicsvault:

T’Challa/Black Panther
THE AVENGERS #87 (April 1971)
Art by Sal Buscema & Frank Giacoia

cute-furry:

She now knows what “outdoors” is and she likes it

cute-furry:

She now knows what “outdoors” is and she likes it

sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

image

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beingliberal:

Meet Elmer Davis (January 13, 1890 – May 18, 1958) - a well-known news reporter, author, the Director of the United States Office of War Information during World War II and a Peabody Award recipient.

Davis spent two and a half years reporting the news on radio and gaining the trust of the nation. Then, in 1941, his colleagues persuaded President Franklin Delano Roosevelt to appoint Davis director of the newly created United States Office of War Information, a sprawling organization with over 3,000 employees. Even though Davis was being paid $53,000 per year from CBS, he left the network to work in government during the crisis of World War II.

(via reagan-was-a-horrible-president)

just-a-penis-with-a-dream:

kalamboart:

So i was speaking to my sister and she told me to draw a reverse centaur and this is what i pictured but i don’t think she pictured this

what have you created

Now you know how horses feel when they see centaurs.

just-a-penis-with-a-dream:

kalamboart:

So i was speaking to my sister and she told me to draw a reverse centaur and this is what i pictured but i don’t think she pictured this

what have you created

Now you know how horses feel when they see centaurs.

(via bloochikin)

thinksquad:

If you take to Twitter to express your views on a hot-button issue, does the government have an interest in deciding whether you are spreading “misinformation’’? If you tweet your support for a candidate in the November elections, should taxpayer money be used to monitor your speech and evaluate your “partisanship’’?

My guess is that most Americans would answer those questions with a resounding no. But the federal government seems to disagree. The National Science Foundation , a federal agency whose mission is to “promote the progress of science; to advance the national health, prosperity and welfare; and to secure the national defense,” is funding a project to collect and analyze your Twitter data.

The project is being developed by researchers at Indiana University, and its purported aim is to detect what they deem “social pollution” and to study what they call “social epidemics,” including how memes — ideas that spread throughout pop culture — propagate. What types of social pollution are they targeting? “Political smears,” so-called “astroturfing” and other forms of “misinformation.”

Named “Truthy,” after a term coined by TV host Stephen Colbert, the project claims to use a “sophisticated combination of text and data mining, social network analysis, and complex network models” to distinguish between memes that arise in an “organic manner” and those that are manipulated into being.

But there’s much more to the story. Focusing in particular on political speech, Truthy keeps track of which Twitter accounts are using hashtags such as #teaparty and #dems. It estimates users’ “partisanship.” It invites feedback on whether specific Twitter users, such as the Drudge Report, are “truthy” or “spamming.” And it evaluates whether accounts are expressing “positive” or “negative” sentiments toward other users or memes.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/truthy-project-is-unworthy-of-tax-dollars/2014/10/17/a3274faa-531b-11e4-809b-8cc0a295c773_story.html

"My guess is that most Americans would answer those questions with a resounding no. But the federal government seems to disagree."

Well, the federal gavernment can just go fuck itself with the biggest cactus it can find.

(via nowyoukno)

Valuing life is not weakness. And disregarding it is not strength.

Rest in Peace, Elizabeth Peña.

September 23, 1959 - October 14, 2014

(via dreamwurks)

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ArtistWalt ribeiro
TitleGravity falls theme song
itsliketheyknowus:

"Oh yeah, it hooks right up to the computer. I just upload my milk directly into the cloud, and then the baby can access it from anywhere with WiFi. Technology is amazing." 

itsliketheyknowus:

"Oh yeah, it hooks right up to the computer. I just upload my milk directly into the cloud, and then the baby can access it from anywhere with WiFi. Technology is amazing." 

(via komandr)